Category: Joke Board
An old man with a white beard, wearing a red suit, on a sleigh, with a bag full of children’s toys, is a happy holiday classic.
An old bearded man, on a sled, with a bag of fleshlights, is a news bulletin.
Flesh light. flesh ... light. Girls get dilldos and vibrators. Guys get pocket pussies and flesh lights. Maybe men are the cruder gender after all. Back on topic though, that feels like something inspired by a true story.
Laughing.
You think miss Santa could do better?
Miss Santa could probably do a lot of things better.